Breaking news - David Hisco starts GoFundMe page for limousine habit

David Hisco has thanked thousands of donors for coughing up over $400,000 to fund his need to travel in a limousine.

When asked about the crowd funding page, Hisco replied “Limousines aren’t cheap you know?”

Hisco lashed out at reporters when they asked him why he doesn’t travel in more traditional forms of transportation like the rest of society. “You have to be kidding me” he added “As a bank manager I was responsible for loaning billions to everyday New Zealanders. The least I deserve is something back in return”.

Mr Hisco finished the statement by saying “A 3 million dollar a year income is not what it used to be. Times are tough”.

They are indeed Mr Hisco. They are indeed.